Monday, 2 October 2017

Why must I suffer this

Just because like one third of my top 50 girls is from Negima, and just because I quite love UQ Holder too, and just because animation aside it's a faithful adaptation, I shouldn't have to do this, right? RIGHT?


Thursday, 28 September 2017

Wednesday, 6 September 2017

Shineru. Warainagara, shindeyaru.

Pointless chat logs

[22:22:52] Saint Onee-chama: shit
[22:23:03] Saint Onee-chama: I either know how nisioisin thinks
[22:23:10] Saint Onee-chama: or I remember every monogatari anime
[22:23:22] hellraiser: what about
[22:23:22] Saint Onee-chama: with my memory, it surely is the former
[22:23:23] hellraiser: BOTH
[22:24:13] Saint Onee-chama: worse is how I remember I was a nisio-like pain in the ass as a teenager too
[22:24:46] Saint Onee-chama: it's not like watching the starlit date for my nineteenth birthday was a paradigm shift for me

Sunday, 3 September 2017

Vacation log, StB edition

Valkyria 2
Sasuga best girl. She really can do anything. Saving the day, day in, day out.

Monday, 3 July 2017

ACCA: a pointles fufufu thread dump

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No. 18401
So what do you think the chances are that Jean is involved with the coup?

Saturday, 10 June 2017

Regarding Maria

Maria was fucking great. I mean, I'd heard it has accurate depiction of historical european martial arts, which is totally my fetish, but it had one more design element that I totally didn't expect. It had actual New Testament-style angels. The japs always portray the angels as either kind of bad, or as something closer to Lawful Evil than to anything else. You know, if you want to ground it in actual Christianity, you'd say they are Old Testament-style at best. But not in Maria. Power-hungry church, yes, but the angels weren't oppressors, even considering the plot of the anime.

Setting aside, though, it was a good series anyway, with decent writing and lively characters with sympathetic worldviews. Practically all of them. Maybe the sociopath monk wasn't exactly the most relatable, but he was still a decent portrayal of a sociopath. If I have to complain, it is that the first few episodes don't do much to sell the series to you. There is a huge chance you'd just skip it, thinking the HEMA will be an irrelevant gimmick, and the angels will be the same LE as everywhere else, and the story will be sugary and so on, thus concluding that there isn't much of a point in watching it, even if it isn't showing too many bad flags. But in actuality it's a nice series.

Tuesday, 23 May 2017

Re: Shirobako

Finally watched Shirobako. It's suffering from all the flaws I expected it to have, back when I dropped it after the first episode nearly three years ago. Frankly, it was really fucking hard to ignore Tarou, or the fake drama. No conflict, no reasonable character development, no nothing. The whole saga around the editor in the second half was simply inexcusable, and ruined any immersion or believability. You can't just slap in non-characters like the editor or Tarou and expect them to work in a cast that at least resembles human beings and has at least hint of reality to it.
But, as long as you manage to ignore the fake drama and the Tarous of the anime, it was quite the enjoyable SoL about anime production. I wish the ADs kissed at the end - you perfectly well know which two ADs I mean in particular. Smug Erika best girl. Ms Diesel also best girl. The Rec ripoff was boring. The half-words girl was funny, especially in her jealousy. There are at least a dozen of characters that left stronger impressions in me than Emi and the CGi girl. Aoi-jou was a competent protagonist. I expected her sanity to suffer more… actually, let me correct myself. I would have preferred her sanity to suffer more. I still can't understand how the fatty turned into bishie. I still remember that one time it happened in Basquash. Hiraoka was okay, he was the least fake of all the drama in this riddled with fake drama anime. The old guy was cool. But, more than any of the characters, what makes this SoL enjoyable is how you as the audience know how you'd personally react to these staffing choices. At the same time you get their slice of life from their own eyes, and you're completely aware how the whole situation looks like from the outside. Which is nice and shit. It's pretty much a must-watch for any anime fan who follows at least a little what staff makes each series. If only the writing was better, and they didn't depend on fake drama…

Sunday, 30 April 2017

That was a nice morning walk

Took me like an hour to realize I have neither food nor a girlfriend to accompany me to the mountain hike.

Monday, 10 April 2017

Pertaining to jokes

[23:12:45] hellraiser: damn
[23:13:01] hellraiser: buffed Yukarin in Exhaust mode started doing 90 damage
[23:15:26] Reighe: less than 1% of what she must reach
[23:15:40] hellraiser: she's still lvl 8 after all
[23:15:44] Reighe: yeah
[23:15:45] hellraiser: but the potential is there
[23:16:03] Reighe: there's time until she starts hitting for over 9000
[23:16:30] Reighe: well
[23:16:30] hellraiser: Nana does like 70 with her freeze spell after a second upgrade
[23:16:40] Reighe: she'll manage it on lvl 17
[23:16:58] hellraiser: DAMN

Tuesday, 4 April 2017

Pertaining to Best Girl

Asagi is completely fucking ridiculous.
What's ridiculous is not the scope of her feats.
It's the fact that the author actually understands what he's talking about, and he never undershoots or overshoots what a programmer can do - given several years and an endless bucket of talent.

Thursday, 30 March 2017

Greatest idea ever #78
I've the greatest idea ever.

Shaft should make an anime adaptation of NieR: Automata.

Of course, the tv anime will be entirely different from the bd boxset version, but that's what always happens with Shaft series anyway.

Thursday, 9 March 2017

Pertaining to KonoSuba

They think they have figured it out, what with abruptly cutting into the music five seconds in the episode. But noooo, NEXT TIME I will expect it! Fuckers.

Pertaining to God

[0:30:45] Eien Ryuu: Whoa, how did everything managed to get at such a low point?!
[0:31:00] Reighe: it was always there
[0:31:03] Reighe: you just didn't notice
[0:31:04] hellraiser: mda
[0:31:15] Reighe: imash poburkanqk bez mnogo harakter
[0:31:18] Reighe: i bogomilka
[0:31:21] Reighe: kato glavni geroi
[0:31:36] Reighe: otakuto samo te razsejvashe ot realnostta
[0:31:56] Eien Ryuu: Yeah, probably.

Tuesday, 7 March 2017

HaCha love troubles, ver.37

[14:26:21] Reighe: the fuck are they even talking about
[14:26:31] Reighe: the dialogue and the visual clues are all over the place
[14:26:50] Reighe: first they say Hime falling for Seiji is the suspension bridge effect
[14:27:29] Reighe: but then show an entirely different side of Hime every time she concerns herself with Seiji
[14:27:48] Reighe: then they say Megumi may not be romantically interested in Blue
[14:28:01] Reighe: but they show her obviously physically and mentally attracted to him
[14:31:51] Reighe: Seiji himself shows more anger that his friend is showing interest in other people than the sadness and jealousy I'd expect if he was genuinely in love with Megumi. So if I'm to speculate somebody doesn't want to fuck somebody else, but does love that somebody else, it'd be about Seiji and Megumi, not about Megumi and Blue.
[14:35:13] Reighe: But of course the interpretation of everybody else is completely opposite. Hime is okay, because she is mentally pigeonholing herself into not obstructing the perceived romance between Seiji and Megumi, but the greek chorus of these love troubles entirely contradicts the visual clues.

Magical Pâtissière Kosaki-chan

First half

Saturday, 4 March 2017

Precure log

Kindabad episode. I'm so totally not shipping this. And I didn't want such a chain of one-sided attraction. Also Star's finishing attack is fucking boring compared to Honey's. Why can't they give Honey to do the finishers again?

Wednesday, 1 March 2017


This is like an instruction manual for a Maria the Virgin Witch style anime, but in the isekai genre: the MC is a motorcyclist from our world instead of a witch. 10/10, would watch again.

Thursday, 23 February 2017

Dreams and hopes for the future

[15:54:43] Reighe: whoa
[15:54:48] Reighe: Yahtzee has a scifi book
[16:00:05] Equilibrium: whoa
[16:00:28] Reighe: ikr
[16:15:14] Equilibrium: hows it called
[16:22:38] Reighe: Will Save The Galaxy For Food
[16:24:57] Reighe: >When one particularly unlucky ex-adventurer masquerades as famous pilot and hate figure Jacques McKeown, he's sucked into an ever-deepening corporate and political intrigue. Between space pirates, adorable deadly creatures, and a missing fortune in royalties, saving the universe was never this difficult!
[16:25:18] Reighe: I always knew I'll eventually time travel to the past and become Yahtzee
[16:25:38] Reighe: but this practically confirms this theory of mine
[16:25:49] Reighe: >adorable deadly creatures

Random Kobayashi (ep7 edition)

Fucking Japan.

Tuesday, 21 February 2017


Yeah, it's a huge turnoff. No sex is gonna happen until you warm her up again.

Wednesday, 15 February 2017

Unposted post

*disclaimer: I'm a yukifag for over a decade already. So yes, I admit that as far as character analysis and character development goes, most of the focus on Yuki in the entire series is concentrated in Disappearance and Surprise (mind you, a lot of this focus is about post-factum constatation of development that has already happened in a previous arc, like Disappearance and Endless Eight). But, in the same time, both arcs bring out the best in the rest of the cast too, which make them really pleasant and fulfilling, both intellectually and emotionally.

Friday, 13 January 2017


I momentarily got excited at the thought of Tsukihi being in the same country as me and then I remembered she isn't real and felt bad.
/a/non, from here