Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Nijieda Mitsuyo

I will never forget you, your awful name, and your devotion to that bitch of a friend.

10/10 episode
12/10 bro

Thursday, 20 November 2014


No matter the sluggish parts in the middle, this is still one of my favourite series ever.
I will forever keep this in my heart.

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Orenchi no Gay Mermen just became a 10/10 show

The girl standing in the blush of dawn

The first thing I noticed was how the boys were cute.
The second that the girl is actually pretty great herself, too.
Then they continued developing Yona in a better and better character.

I guess that's all I want from any (reverse or not) harem: the linchpin to be actually good.

But that's not all.

Monday, 17 November 2014

It might not be all that far away

Oh my god, this was perfect.
I call bullshit, these teenagers are a tad too mature and understanding.
I think we were more stupid... no, the balance between inter/intrapersonal intelligence and logical intelligence was much worse for us. The wolfie girl has it really nice: at the same time she lacks the logical-mathematical intelligence required to see patterns, overanalyze stuff, and generally ruin her own idea of love by understanding too much about it, and, on the other hand, she is smart enough to avoid excessive interpersonal drama. Teen drama is generally built on stupid in both areas teenagers... or, at most, the authors would have tried writing smart in mathematics but stupid in relationships characters, usually failing spectacularly. The other possibility is the case where the characters are smart... but then they are meant to be smart at both areas, and it makes for a more mary sue-ish series.

I, personally, would prefer all teen drama series to be like Ookami Shoujo than the current situation.

But, seriously, such pointless analysis aside, it was so satisfying to see
- the boy actually knew everything, and reacted accordingly
- the wolfie being hyped up in order to hide and forget her depression
- the prince acting with respect to the boy
- the wolfie kissing the prince once more at the end

...and, iunno if it's just me, but I think the seiyuus got better.

Man, I am so fucking happy <3
Can I now whine some more that I can't chat with samara?


Okay, a few things only.

1) The good scifi ideas in this movie
They were over and out by the 10 minute mark.
'twas it.
Yeah, just, only, simply, that hacking of that Indian military drone, then using its parts for your farm.
After that the film just went into the cliche and never looked back.

Of course, the explanation is

2) The moral of the film.
The humanity of the distant future really really hates our current physical laws, so is looking for any chance to break them.
In short, most of the physics made no fucking sense, and just follows some cliches. And all of that is hand-waved by saying "the future humanity did it". And, well, this is the whole plot. It's stuff the future humanity does to ensure the time loop is closed.

This much more or less describes the whole film. No, let's add 3 and 4:

3) The robots were complete bros.
After that hacking from the beginning, I expected some robot uprising at some moment, and the MC hacking back at them. Didn't happen, the robots were complete bros, and the best characters in this movie. Although I don't mind the three main heroes: the MC, the token girl, and the Daughter, everybody else besides them was kind of too cliche mindbroken for me. At least these three were not mindbroken.

4) The execution
was pretty fucking nice. Especially scenes where with the camera leaving the spaceship, the sound was cut off too. Considering how loud the whole movie was, this cutting off was really fucking effective. And dat wormhole. Was really beautiful. And the animation as a whole. And... yeah. I liked it.

All this post aside, I did enjoy the movie quite a lot.... but, eh, even like that it wasn't more than a 7/10.

P.S. pfff, I completely forgot to mention.
Okay, the MC hacked an indian military drone, but he didn't even try hacking into the spaceship Dr. Mann was piloting? What the hell? Couldn't they just continue the Mouretsu Pirates-like idea from the start? Was it so hard to use this new and exiting thing again - well, new for Hollywood? Man, Abyss of Hyperspace was better.

Saturday, 15 November 2014

sava randomly acting out on his butthurt

IP banned from animes-bg, for no reason whatsoever, months after my brother. Meh. To be honest, I did want to continue chatting with samara, but oh well. I would just be a bother if I am to tell her to switch to ludost, after all. Considering my love hate indifference relationship with velush, this leaves only three people I can truly talk anime with, neither of them girls. That's slightly sad. I will miss samara...

P.S. whis, I haven't forgotten you, don't bite me.

Thursday, 13 November 2014

Abyss of Hyperspace

In order not to spoil anything, I will just paste my watching log. Under the line, so that you don't accidentally read it.

Tuesday, 11 November 2014





guess I am still in love with Chihiro, I freaked out the moment I saw her chapter...

Monday, 3 November 2014

*monogatari fighter game

Senjougahara uses school supplies. She's a zoning type character who has to reset her school supplies by shaking her skirt. She uses craft knives in close range, her stapler as her throw and pencils for ranged attacks.
Her Instant Kill is her pointing out the Summer Triad to the opponent and then the screen turning red in a discretion shot

Araragi and Shinobu share a spot together (Kiss-shot is playable by herself). Araragi fights with the sword while he uses Shinobu in his shadow to deal with close range threats. So she'll do things like foottrip people for hard knockdown or she'll pop out during the throw to bite people like she tried to do to Nadeko
Araragi has light regen to his HP bar but in return he's quite soft.
His IK is just him throwing the sword like he did to Kako while Shinobu picks up the sword and snarks at him.

Kanbaru focuses on hit and run tactics, she basically has the quickest movement speed and does meh damage until you max out her "Rainy Devil" bar in which she transforms and gets a buff.
Her IK is the intestine spin from Suruga Monkey

Nadeko uses the snakes like spears and inflicts poison damage on the enemies, she also has a couple of moe moe attacks where she acts cute, one of them is a counter attack.
She can drop her snake spear and then have it slither back to her, damaging the opponent slightly if it touches them, it's primarily used for trapping so that you can hit confirm a combo.
Her IK has her go full Godmode and do what she did to Kaiki, trapping him in snakes and then kicking the shit out of him.

Hanekawa only plays as Black Hanekawa, she has minor HP steal with her physical attacks. Otherwise she plays similarly to Kanbaru in that she's just a rushdown character.
Her IK is the neck lick from Tsubasa Cat and the arm removal from Neko Black.

Mayoi. She pulls out random items to use like the ribbon from her first OP to change the properties on some of her attacks. What she pulls out is random. Her throw has a Mayoi pop out of her backpack and they both hit the enemy
Her IK has her pull her future self out of the backpack and do the damage on Mayoi's behalf.

Karen is just a rushdown character. Nothing too special about her, no gauges or anything to worry about. She just hits shit.
Her IK is the combo when she's fighting Araragi in Nise and it ends with the Meteor drop.

Tsukihi. If she's got max bar at the bottom when she dies then she comes back with 50% health. Otherwise she just fights with awls, screwdrivers and crowbars.
Her IK is her just getting platinum mad. 

Yozuru/Yotsugi. Unlike Araragi who fights with Shinobu without a gauge. Yozuru has a Unlimited Rulebook gauge she fills to use URB. She can only be selected on certain stages that aren't on the ground . Her throw is the triple headbutt she used to fuck Araragi
Her IK starts with her jumping on the opponent like she did to Araragi at his house, grabbing them by the head and smashing them into the ground

Kaiki fights by inflicting statuses on opponents like Fire Wreath Bee and Slug. He doesn't have any long ranged attacks but a lot of his moves feint into other moves. So if you see him do one thing, he might be doing something else.
His IK is him inflicting a particularly nasty fake oddity on you and at the end of it his win pose has him crouching down, taking your wallet and giving you shit about how much of a poorfag you are.

Oshino fights by using things like the Judo flip against the Omoikane and the kick he used to hold off the exorcists in Kizu.
His throw is just him slapping you with a seal. It does extra damage to people using oddities. So normal damage for Senjougahara but more damage and better combo opportunities against Araragi/Mayoi etc
I don't recall his IK but it'd probably just be him dropping Eikou Cram school desks on you and telling you that you look energetic.

There was no Gaen so she can be DLC

Kiss-shot. She's the final villain overpowered boss character. Better regeneration than Araragi, swifter sword strikes. She has floating, she's got good HP and defense. Her throw is her biting the opponent and getting more HP back. She has ranged attacks in the form of the attack she used to destroy the roof
Her IK is just her going wild with her hands while doing her. "I won't use my [...]" quote.
Banned for Tournament play for obvious reasons