Magical Pâtissière Kosaki-chan

First half

Yes. We did get 7+ minutes of buildup to this joke. I'm kind of in awe.

Second half

Frankly, Shaft obviously uses these to drop as many references as possible, including but not limited to the artstyles Shaft themselves have used in the past.

Somebody give them to adapt something that calls for a weirder adaptation, please, they obviously desperately want it. *monogatari has to keep the series spirit, and obv they won't do more SZS or PPD, so they need a new weird IP. Wait... can't we just get a PPD s2? That'd be the best.