Bakarina version

 Hey, guys. Today, I'm going to be hydraulic pressing some things for you.



<some time later>

After a short commercial break, it's time to continue with the experiments. Our subject this time is a villain.

What? The press immediately stopped moving? What is going on?

Even under the maximal pressure the subject does not deform at all. It is just too dense!

Wait... what is happening?

Oh no, now the press has a crush on the subject!