I don't even, version 1709

 Like, the Great Will of the Black World strikes terror deep inside my heart.

 It's cute.

But it's subverted, because it's supposed to be terrifying to the girls inside the anime.

But it's subverted, because the anime is shitty, so everything supposed to be terrifying isn't terrifying.

But it's subverted one more time because everything cute is terrifying.

This is so fucking meta that I don't even.

Now for vampire kisses.